1. Tall girls are pretty damn selfless. We spend a lifetime grabbing things from the top shelf for people.
2. And standing in the back so that smaller people can see or be seen.
3. We give the absolute best hugs.
4. You’ll never lose a tall girl in a crowd because you’ll always be able to spot her head floating above the rest.
5. We’re adorably clumsy sometimes. Sure, we may smack our heads on some low ceilings from time to time, but it’s all just a part of our charm.
6. Long arms mean tall girls can grab various objects from the other side of the room without ever having to move from the sofa.
7. And that also makes us extra talented selfie takers.
8. We may tower over you in heels, but we’ll have gloriously killer legs while doing so.
9. Our long legs also mean we can get to places quickly, so you can always count on us to keep up with you.
10. We’ll always be there to keep you company in the passenger seat because we simply cannot fit in the back of the car.
11. Tall girls need bigger beds and bigger beds mean more bed to snuggle up in.
12. You’ll never have to bend down to kiss ever again! Your posture will be strain free.
13. We have an insane amount of patience that comes from spending several hours attempting to find clothes that fit properly.
14. And trying to find some goddamn shoes.
15. We’re the best to share an umbrella with because we’ll always ensure that we both don’t get left in the rain. Or at least, we’ll try.
16. Responding to constant comments about our height means we’ve perfected the art of sarcasm.
17. We can be whatever spoon you want.
18. There’s a lot of us to love, and that could never be a bad thing.
19. And, if you’re lucky enough to mate with a tall girl, there’s an 87% chance that those beautiful giant babies will rule and take over the world.
